Due to his obsession with rusty metal, Salad Fingers is overcome with desire and destroys P-Bot, excited of the thought of his metallic body corroding.
SALAND FINDLES[]
Jerry Jackson[]
While Salad Fingers does not directly meet Jerry, it is shown that Jerry is a fan of the Salad Fingers series. He creates a short cartoon that is a homage to the series. He enjoys the disturbing imagery in the Salad Fingers series.
SALAND FINDLES dialogue[]
| Character | Dialogue | Notes | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Jerry Jackson | "This is my cartoon. This is my Saland Findles trimputes. I like S- from Fat-Pies." | Dialogue from saland finger omg. | |
| Salad Fingers appears on the screen. Jerry provides the voice acting for Salad Fingers. | |||
| Jerry Jackson | "Oh no, I am the Salad Man, and I live in a house, and I'm creepy, and, like, woah, it's right sick, and there's horrible things happening, so, and I've got creepy fingers. Oh no, it looks like there's a dog coming here, and I'm going to touch its willy. Your willy, it feels like paper cuts on my hand, I right like that, so let's go and play chess, Mr. Dog." | ||
| The scene shows Salad Fingers playing chess with a cat. | |||
| Jerry Jackson | "And so, the old man and the cat played chess until someone ate the board." | ||
| A blue creature with blood-stained teeth eats the chess board. The cat looks surprised. | |||
| Jerry Jackson | "OMG! You just ated the board, and it's the L0LZ0rz." | ||
| The next scene shows Salad Fingers standing in front of a washing machine. Jerry once again provides the voice for the characters. | |||
| Jerry Jackson | "Oh no! It appears I have run out of washing powder, so I've got to go to the shop what sells it. LMAO. My washing machine's made by Dyson." | ||
| Salad Fingers is shown driving to the store. | |||
| Jerry Jackson | "This is my car what I've bought, I drive this to the shops, when I'm getting my tables, the discount prices, 'cause I used to work at a table shop, and I get discounts there." | ||
| Salad Fingers arrives at the store, and talks to the clerk, Hubert Cumberdale. | |||
| Jerry Jackson | "Oh no, look, it is Hubert Cumberdanes, and, uh, he is also in the shop. My name is Jerry Jackson, and I have made the cartoon for you, at Fat-Pies." | ||
| Jerry narrates as Salad Fingers and Hubert Cumberdale. | |||
| Jerry Jackson | "Hello, Mr. Salad Man. What have you bought from the shop? I have brought some cigarettes, and also some shampoo for my hair, I like shampoo. What is your favorite shampoo, Mr. Salad Man?" | ||
| Jerry Jackson | "My favorite shampoo is VO5. It is good for natural strength and beauty. What have you bought, Hubert Cumber?" | ||
| Jerry Jackson | "My shampoo of choice is Vidal soap, 'cause it has extra body and shine." | ||
| The scene cuts to a drawing of the Earth. | |||
| Jerry Jackson | "It is mealtime in forty countries, said the Napalm Man, and so, the police comed and the Salad Man was taken away, and 'sorry', he said, he said 'I'm right sorry for doing them creepy things on the film'. The other cartoon that I made was about my dog Ben, he has got a crane." |
Newgrounds Rumble[]
Alien Hominid[]
Alien Hominid serves as Salad Finger's third opponent in his Story Mode, while Salad Fingers serves as Alien Hominid's first opponent in his Story Mode. Alien Hominid's spaceship crashes into a neighboring town. Salad Fingers tries to befriend him, however Alien Hominid is hostile and attacks Salad Fingers.
While they both fought one another in their respective story mode, Salad Fingers was able to become friends with Alien Hominid afterwards in Tankman's Story. However, Tankman is dispatched to eliminate Alien Hominid, whom he perceives as a menace to Newgrounds. Salad Fingers tries to protect Alien Hominid from Tankman.
Salad Fingers' Story Part 3: "Friend From Out of Town"[]
| Character | Dialogue | Notes | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Narration | "When a flying auto crashed in a local town, Salad Fingers thought he might be able to make a new friend, but this strange critter seems threatened by him." | Description from Part 3 of Salad Fingers' story. |
Tankman's Story Part 3: "Field Duty"[]
| Character | Dialogue | Notes | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Narration | "Now a chance for some hands-on training. A potentially threatening alien creature has touched down in Newgrounds, and is under the guard of a lunatic who seems to have befriended him." | Description from part 3 of Tankman's story |
Alloy[]
Salad Fingers meets Alloy in the first part of his story mode. As he has an affinity towards metal, he is shown to have an interest in Alloy's suit. Alloy refuses to give it to Salad Fingers, starting a fight.
In Alloy's story, Salad Fingers assists Piconjo in his assault on Tankman. Alloy is sympathetic towards Tankman and helps him against the two.
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| Character | Dialogue | Notes | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Narration | "Mr. Fingers has found a boy with a peculiar toy - some sort of robot suit. But he's not being very kind about giving Salad a turn with it." | Description from Part 1 of Salad Fingers' story. |
Nene[]
In Nene's Story, she encounters Salad Fingers. Nene believes he is a deviant with a propensity for molesting others. Despite her reputation for promiscuity, Nene is disturbed by Salad Fingers and attacks him.
Nene's Story Part 1: "Touchy Feely"[]
| Character | Dialogue | Notes | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Narration | "Some creepy pervert has stumbled into Newgrounds with a strange 'touching' habit. Despite popular belief, Nene will not just let anyone get their hands on her." | Description from part 1 of Nene's Story mode. |
P-Bot[]
P-Bot is Salad Fingers' final opponent in his story mode. Upon seeing P-Bot, Salad Fingers has an immediate attraction to his metal body. Salad Finger wishes to bring P-Bot home so he can experience the sensation of metal, but P-Bot is adamantly opposed to this. Salad Fingers battles and destroys P-Bot, ecstatic at the prospect of the robot's metal body corroding, which will be satisfying to his senses.
Salad Fingers' Story Part 4: "Hello, Curious Stranger"[]
| Character | Dialogue | Notes | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Narration | "So many points and bumps and hidden surprises. This P-Bot would make a pleasurable addition to Salad Fingers' home. He won't go easily though." | Description from Part 2 of Salad Fingers' story. |
Salad Fingers Ending[]
| Character | Dialogue | Notes | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Narration | "Salad Fingers loomed over the lifeless body of P-Bot, All that shiny red metal, he knew it would soon rust, making the robot's entire frame a festival for the senses. He could care less about rule of the portal - he had a child now." | Description from Salad Fingers' ending. |
Samurai Asshole[]
In Salad Fingers' story, he encounters a garden, looking for nettles. The owner of the garden, Samurai Asshole, attacks Salad Fingers when he finds him trespassing on his property.
Salad Finger Story Part 2: "Hostile Reception"[]
| Character | Dialogue | Notes | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Narration | "Salad Fingers was only looking for some nettles to please his fingers when he stumbled across the nasty curator of a japanese [sic] garden". | Description from Part 2 of Salad Fingers' story. |
Tankman[]
In Alloy's Story, Tankman is being attacked by Piconjo and Salad Fingers. Alloy intervenes to stop their assault on Tankman.
In Tankman's Story, he is sent to take out Alien Hominid, however, he finds that Salad Fingers has become friends with him and is protecting him. Considering him insane, Tankman fights both Salad Fingers and Tankman.