Stan-Select "You never forget how to fight." Intro 1 "What are you, gay?" Intro 2 "I'm taking out the trash, and sorting it!" Intro 3 "You know what I have to say to that?" Fatality: "Well, it's clear what I have to do." Hara kiri "I'm a failure as a man." WIn pose "I did it! I'm Stan the man!" Win quote 1 "That'll teach you to look foreign!" Win quote 2: "You're next, Osama." Win quote 3 "It's like beating up a bicycle." Stan uses Cyanide pill for his hara kiri
Roger- Select "Oh my God, I smell shenanigans!" Intro 1 "Hey, dumbass!" Intro 2 "Don't be startin' what you can't finish, bitch!" Win Pose "Oh, oh, oh! Oh!" Win Quote 1 "Oh, I've got claws. Look how fat you are. See? Kitty can scratch." Win quote 2 "Next time ask before you touch me."
Hayley- Select "I wonder if he'll hit me?" Win Pose "This is pure exploitation!" Win Quote 1 "This isn't over." Win quote 2 "You never challenge me. You just always agree with me." Win quote 3 "Oh, God, it's my junior prom all over again."