Larry Laffer-I'm Larry. Larry Laffer, but all the beautiful women in the world call me Leisure Suit Larry. You've probably heard of my latest adventure on Nontoonyt Island, with all those women! What a life! Anyhow, you wouldn't happen to have a gorgeous sister, would you?
King Graham-I am King Graham, ruler of Daventry. Surely you have heard of my King's Quests... how I restored the lost treasures of Daventry, and rescued the fair Valanice from the evil witch Hagatha? Now shall we match wits in a game of cards, my opponent?
Roger Wilco-Okay, first I get the Star Generator, and then... w-where am I? Hey, YOU! Listen, I'm Roger Wilco, the Space Quest hero! How did I end up in this Hoyle program? You have to get me out of here!
Princess Rosella-I am Princess Rosella, daughter of King Graham of Daventry. Perhaps you have heard of my adventures in the realm of Tamir? Believe me, 'tis far more enjoyable to join you in a game of cards than to face the perils of that strange land!
Sonny Bonds-I'm Sonny, Officer Sony Bonds. I'm a Lytton police officer, one of the best. You've heard about the Death Angel, right? I'm the detective that brought him in. And I'm off-duty right now, so let's play some cards... by the rules, of course.
The Kid-The Kid's my name, the best ard player this side of the Mississippi. I've been playing cards for years, against all the best players in the world, so I'm good at all these games, of course. How 'bout a friendly little game?